"Matron of
the Moose"

 

 

Charlotte opens up by commenting on a salutation I wrote in my last letter... and follows with travails of travel she often endured... meeting with various people here in Minneapolis and St. Paul... hoping that I would do some head shots of her that would better Grace’s efforts with the camera ( which never happened)... the sad passing of an old companion... and finally avoiding a complication with a book signing in St.Paul as opposed to a signing with the familiar Uncle Edgar’s in Minneapolis... I don’t remember there being a problem and signings often took place at both.


Sept. 16


Dear Geomancer of Griffins,


I do like Matron of the Moose. Have not seen any yet, but saw something on TV to the effect that autumn is the season when the bulls fight and that is a good time not to go around asking them if they’d like a nice, shiny apple.


(so, in short, I haven’t really looked)

I have hung off writing because I have been meaning to make some reservations and tell you what they are, but with one thing and another did not get around to it until today. As of now, I am booked to come on a Continental flight from Colorado Springs which leaves at 1:25 pip emma on October 7 (Monday) and after I change at Denver and cross the international dateline and whatnot, I get in at 6:05.

I have told Laura that you will be meeting me but you are not obliged to do so. I have also told Stephan and Betsy that I will take them out to dinner that night, after a somewhat pointedly wistful letter from S’s mother saying how eagerly they are looking forward to seeing me. I have also suggested they might call you for particulars of my arrival or whatever... come to think of it, I have not told Laura any of this, I don’t think, as I wrote to her yesterday out of a feeling of shame and desperation so you are herewith appointed Plenipotentiary and General Emissary. You are, of course, invited to dine with Stefan and Betsy and me, and Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all... and Ro and Laura, too I guess, if they want to come. I told S. in the letter that if Monday was not good for them I would come to the university and have lunch with them... or him... or whoever shows up... on Tuesday or Wednesday. My thought was to get S. & B. tucked away and then get on with whatever we are going to get on with. Laura said she was going to try to take a couple of days off so we could get on with it. Have just realized with a sickening thud that I told the people at Colorado Springs I would stay till 1 PM signing books... I hope the bookstore is next to the airport. If not, we’re in trouble. Oh, heck!


Well, it will straighten itself out one way or another. This may turn out to be a very late dinner (no doubt they have a Midnight Special on the bread tray, so it may workout best, after all). Just reread the letter from the Colorady Springs people and it turns out they are only an hour’s drive from Denver so it would probably be faster if somebody drove me to Denver airport anyway.


I’m glad your photography is coming along so well... I am minded to ask you (for money, natch) to take some shots of me while I’m there... so you can get the credit line on the next book jacket and show Grace what ought to be done.


You will be getting a large earful about Maine when I get to Minn. So will only tell you the really tragic news. As Grace and her mother were arriving here after attending a particularly harrowing funeral of a dear friend up in Farmington, Alfred, who has become deaf and blind in recent months, wandered up a long driveway into the road, and was killed. So we had to hold another harrowing funeral forthwith. Then we all had some bourbon. Mollie and I are now two lonely females by ourselves, and how she will manage when I go away, I do not know. The various people I thought were all lined up to stay here while I’m gone have pooped out for one valid reason or another, and I am alternatively praying for a miracle and considering boarding her with a vet... she would hate it, and would make darn sure he hated it, too. A kind neighbor has offered to come in and feed her, but I don’t think that would be enough to keep her happy... she is used to constant companionship, and lots of love. Alfred was a dear, kind, responsible cat even in his dotage... I knew something would have happened to him soon one way or another, as he had so many physical problems and was of course a very old cat, and I’m only grateful that he stuck around, like the true gentleman he was, to help us through the period of adjustment. He loved it here, and his last days were happy ones. I don’t suppose he suffered at all, and it was probably the best thing that could have happened, but... one finds it hard to be sensible about these things. If I were not going away so soon, I’d get a kitten for Mollie to fuss over and take her mind off her bereavement, but then there’d be two I wouldn’t know what to do with. Life is difficult.


Well, enough of this... I look forward to seeing Arwyn and Lady Wink and getting their sympathy. Oh yes, and you, too.

I do like Sarah Caudwell, by the way, and shall look up THE SHORTEST WAY TO HADES... lovely title.

 


I wrote Jeff that I was coming to do a thing at Odegard’s and asked if he wanted me at Uncle Edgar’s too, but haven’t heard from him. Perhaps he is letting the fox of envy gnaw at his vitals, or perhaps he just doesn’t care very much. It did not seem kind to let him hear the news second-hand, and I would have been glad to make time for him, too, but it’s too late now.


See you soon, Charlotte.


 


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