"Dear Abruptly Adopted"

 

Charlotte (acknowledging a salutation where I called her ‘auntie’) writes about an LP record she passed along, and what it was I do not remember, but it was to finally end up with my old art professor... there is mention of Tina giving birth which actually finishes in a subtle and sarcastic manner based on my perennial sarcasm concerning the topic... which leads to an additional (and very funny) thought about a related ‘medical term’...


Monday


Dear Abruptly Adopted Nephew,


A word in haste (well, reasonable haste considering my letter-writing schedule) to tell you not to bother sending the record back. I’d much rather you sent it on to Philip, as it was he who expressed interest. Not surprisingly, I like the book better, and the reason the record is in such good shape (aside from the fact that I tend to be extremely careful of records anyway) it is probably that it never got played much. If you have already mailed it, of course, pay no attention to what I just said and thank you for your punctilio. I should have made it clear it was meant as not exactly a gift but a hand-me-down.

I trust you gave Tina et ux (or is ux the distaff side of the establishment?) my felicitations. I do not suppose you will suggest they name him Max. I do not suppose they would listen if you did. Anyway, I’m glad it’s happily concluded as I know it’s been preying on your mind a good deal.

Re THE CURSE OF THE GIANT HOGWEED... it is, as I should have thought you’d realize, about Peter, Tim, and Daniel Stott. I do not know if it will ever be sold. My friend Ginnie, who’s typing it, says she loves it but thinks it would have to be for a rather special type of reader. I told her all my readers are special, and trust that line will work on my editor. Anyway, all will be revealed, I expect, sooner or later. In the meantime I am working on THE GRUB AND STAKERS QUILT A BEE.

LOVED the stationary... I liked the Martha Grimes story THE MAN WITH A LOAD OF MISCHIEF... was that the one you read? She has a new one out, I believe.

I cannot think why SOMETHING THE CAT DRAGGED IN has not found its way to Minnesota yet... I just hope they haven’t gone and done what they did last time: i.e., not print enough to fill the orders. It was released Sept, 2 and there have been plenty available in the east because I have done signings in New York and Cambridge... not that that signifies great abundance, I suppose... but my friends in Colorado also wrote that it’s selling very well out there, deo gratias!

I must write something with a villain named Braxton Hicks one of these days... he’d be the type to invent one of those torture chambers where the walls slowly squeeze in on the hero, I suspect.

It looks like it is going to rain, so I must be off to the supermarket and buy some kitty litter before all melts away in the deluge. I shall take two of every bird, beast, and insect with me, just in case. Was going to add, “Wish you were here,” but thought you might possibly consider it a snide remark, so I didn’t.

Charlotte


 


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